Nuke 'Em Til They Glow!! This is a story about princesses, magical
kingdoms, magical girls, Knights In Shining Armor, destiny, and those who
would oppose it......... This is also a story about villains who are
more complex than they may first appear...... And heroes who are more villainous than they
seem....... This is a story about science gone wrong..... This is the story of a timeline in flux..... Best of all though, this is a story about
BIG FREAKIN' EXPLOSIONS and the guy who loves them!!!! Naturally, more than a few people see it as
won the 1998 Pluto/Excederin award for Most Callous (and amusing) Abuse
of the Timeline and Time Travel without respect for the Guardian of Time!
"Why DO they have such _tiny_ skirts?
One would think they could have afforded more material... That's the question
that currently preoccupies me... WHY?! What is the point? Are they trying
to distract the enemy soldiers by showing off their unhealthily long legs,
or merely making a fashion statement? I happen to know for a fact that
the Senshi 'transformation' is easily modified. There are several variations,
many of which include armor, and some that consist of even less material
than what the Senshi of this solar system wear. So, my current boggle: Why a sailor-suit? And why, oh, WHY such short skirts?!?!"
- From "The Sailor Senshi: Phenomenal Cosmic Powers... Itty Bitty Mini-Skirts,"
by Admiral 'Tim Knight
CHAPTER ONE: The Atomic Starlight Knight
finds himself... except what he finds is a young girl. CHAPTER TWO: They get on with their lives, and remember a
bit more of their past. And Terra fights a lawnmower! CHAPTER THREE: Jadeite attacks, and Sailor Mercury shows up.
And Sailor Moon gets a real shock! CHAPTER
FOUR: Jadeite employes another plan... one with lucky
charms and busses, no less CHAPTER FIVE: Fun with Time Travel!! Jadeite's story arc ends...
in fire and song. And Serena takes lessons.... CHAPTER SIX: Sailor Pluto makes a visit...
and she looks mad. And Nephrite tries his hand at being a tennis coach.... CHAPTER SEVEN: The Atomic Starlight Knight learns the true
price for messing with Sailor Pluto. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, Zen and the Outer Senshi make appearances.... CHAPTER EIGHT Dimensional hopping can take its toll on lost
boys... Meanwhile back at the ranch, Jadeite makes a bid for freedom... CHAPTER NINE:ABCDE The present looks funny, the
past looks odd, and the future looks bleak.... CHAPTER TEN:ABCD And in the darkness, I saw the light.....of a thermonuclear
explosion!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The .zipped Versions!!!
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