Nuke 'Em Til They Glow!!


This is a story about princesses, magical kingdoms, magical girls, Knights In Shining Armor, destiny, and those who would oppose it.........
This is also a story about villains who are more complex than they may first appear......
And heroes who are more villainous than they seem.......
This is a story about science gone wrong.....
This is the story of a timeline in flux.....
Best of all though, this is a story about BIG FREAKIN' EXPLOSIONS and the guy who loves them!!!!
Naturally, more than a few people see it as a parody........^_^

NETTG!! won the 1998 Pluto/Excederin award for Most Callous (and amusing) Abuse of the Timeline and Time Travel without respect for the Guardian of Time!

 
 





"Why DO they have such _tiny_ skirts? One would think they could have afforded more material... That's the question that currently preoccupies me... WHY?! What is the point? Are they trying to distract the enemy soldiers by showing off their unhealthily long legs, or merely making a fashion statement? I happen to know for a fact that the Senshi 'transformation' is easily modified. There are several variations, many of which include armor, and some that consist of even less material than what the Senshi of this solar system wear.
  So, my current boggle:
  Why a sailor-suit?
 And why, oh, WHY such short skirts?!?!"
                        - From "The Sailor Senshi: Phenomenal Cosmic Powers... Itty Bitty Mini-Skirts," by Admiral 'Tim Knight

ARBYFISH: An Overview
Kinda self explanitory really.....



CHAPTER ONE:
The Atomic Starlight Knight finds himself... except what he finds is a young girl.
CHAPTER TWO:
 They get on with their lives, and remember a bit more of their past. And Terra fights a lawnmower!
CHAPTER THREE:
 Jadeite attacks, and Sailor Mercury shows up. And Sailor Moon gets a real shock!
CHAPTER FOUR:
 Jadeite employes another plan... one with lucky charms and busses, no less
CHAPTER FIVE:
Fun with Time Travel!!  Jadeite's story arc ends... in fire and song. And Serena takes lessons....
CHAPTER SIX:
Sailor Pluto makes a visit... and she looks mad. And Nephrite tries his hand at being a tennis coach....
CHAPTER SEVEN:
 The Atomic Starlight Knight learns the true price for messing with Sailor Pluto. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, Zen and the Outer Senshi make appearances....
CHAPTER EIGHT
  Dimensional hopping can take its toll on lost boys... Meanwhile back at the ranch, Jadeite makes a bid for freedom...
CHAPTER NINE:  ABCDE
The present looks funny, the past looks odd, and the future looks bleak....
CHAPTER TEN: ABCD
And in the darkness, I saw the light.....of a thermonuclear explosion!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


The .zipped Versions!!!
For your convienience! NETTG!!! is now availble as .zipped text!
CHAPTERS 1-4
CHAPTERS 5-8
CHAPTERS 9-10


 Fanart:
(Hey! Would you be interested in doing some fanart for NETTG!! ? If so, contact me at thanks99@bellsouth.net)

Terra Incognito by Liz Imp
The Atomic Starlight Knight by Liz Imp
Terra Incognito by Chad Yang
Internal Dialogue by Tim Servat
 



 
 

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